Dave Barry

Dave Barry Quotes and Sayings

Dave Barry US columnist & humorist (1947 - )

I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to. ~Dave Barry

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. ~Dave Barry

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. ~Dave Barry