Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx Quotes and Sayings

Groucho Marx US comedian with Marx Brothers (1890 - 1977)

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. ~Groucho Marx

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. ~Groucho Marx

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. ~Groucho Marx

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. ~Groucho Marx

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. ~Groucho Marx

My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one. ~Groucho Marx

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. ~Groucho Marx

Go, and never darken my towels again. ~Groucho Marx

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. ~Groucho Marx