Ogden Nash

Ogden Nash Quotes and Sayings

Ogden Nash US humorist & poet (1902 - 1971)

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. ~Ogden Nash

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. ~Ogden Nash

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. ~Ogden Nash

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long. ~Ogden Nash