Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner Quotes and Sayings

Rita Rudner US comedian

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. ~Rita Rudner

My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. ~Rita Rudner

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. ~Rita Rudner

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them. ~Rita Rudner