Robert Benchley

Robert Benchley Quotes and Sayings

Robert Benchley US actor, author, & humorist (1889 - 1945)

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. ~Robert Benchley

An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens. ~Robert Benchley

As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. ~Robert Benchley

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. ~Robert Benchley

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. ~Robert Benchley