Steven Wright

Steven Wright Quotes and Sayings

Steven Wright US comedian and actor (1955 - )

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. ~Steven Wright

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. ~Steven Wright

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? ~Steven Wright

I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out. ~Steven Wright

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. ~Steven Wright

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. ~Steven Wright