Tom Lehrer

Tom Lehrer Quotes and Sayings

Tom Lehrer US humorist, singer, & songwriter (1928 - )

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. ~Tom Lehrer

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. ~Tom Lehrer

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! ~Tom Lehrer

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability. ~Tom Lehrer