W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Quotes and Sayings

W. C. Fields US actor (1880 - 1946)

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. ~W. C. Fields

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy. ~W. C. Fields

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch. ~W. C. Fields

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed. ~W. C. Fields

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. ~W. C. Fields

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ~W. C. Fields

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. ~W. C. Fields