Will Rogers

Will Rogers Quotes and Sayings

Will Rogers Illiterate Digest (1924), "Breaking into the Writing Game"

We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. ~Will Rogers

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. ~Will Rogers

Politics is applesauce. ~Will Rogers

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else. ~Will Rogers

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does. ~Will Rogers

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. ~Will Rogers

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. ~Will Rogers

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. ~Will Rogers

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. ~Will Rogers

You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. ~Will Rogers

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. ~Will Rogers

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. ~Will Rogers

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. ~Will Rogers