George Carlin

George Carlin Quotes and Sayings

George Carlin US comedian and actor (1937 - 2008)

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. ~George Carlin

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning. ~George Carlin

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? ~George Carlin