Popular Quotes and Sayings about Atheism

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends. ~Woody Allen

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly. ~Woody Allen

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? ~Woody Allen

An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support. ~John Buchan

The case has, in some respects, been not entirely devoid of interest. ~Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. ~Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world. ~Georges Duhamel

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. ~Voltaire

How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children ~Lewis B. Frumkes

I am a deeply superficial person. ~Andy Warhol