Popular Quotes and Sayings about God

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. ~Albert Einstein

What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive? ~Irv Kupcinet

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. ~Woody Allen

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? ~Woody Allen

California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be an orange. ~Fred Allen

God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project. ~Anonymous

I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency. ~Anonymous

If God lived on earth, people would break his windows. ~Jewish Proverb

If the point is sharp, and the arrow is swift, it can pierce through the dust no matter how thick. ~Bob Dylan

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. ~Indian Proverb

Pray as if everything depended upon God and work as if everything depended upon man. ~Francis Cardinal Spellman

The truth is that all of us attain the greatest success and happiness possible in this life whenever we use our native capacities to their greatest extent. ~Dr. Smiley Blanton

Live among men as if God beheld you; speak to God as if men were listening. ~Seneca

They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse. ~Emily Dickinson

The gods too are fond of a joke. ~Aristotle

Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat. ~Sir Julian Huxley

We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. ~Will Rogers

You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward. ~James Thurber

God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through. ~Paul Valery

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. ~Voltaire

I could prove God statistically. ~George Gallup

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. ~Galileo Galilei