Popular Quotes and Sayings about Pets

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. ~Mark Twain

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. ~Mark Twain

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. ~Unknown

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. ~Robert Benchley

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. ~Sir Winston Churchill

Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. ~Helen Keller

We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words. ~Anna Sewell

The animals of the planet are in desperate peril... Without free animal life I believe we will lose the spiritual equivalent of oxygen. ~Alice Walker

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. ~George Eliot

Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision. ~Blake Clark

All phone calls are obscene. ~Karen Elizabeth Gordon

Ninety percent of everything is crap. ~Theodore Sturgeon

Living in a vacuum sucks. ~Adrienne E. Gusoff

I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure. ~John D. Rockefeller

It is a common delusion that you make things better by talking about them. ~Dame Rose Macaulay

Blame someone else and get on with your life. ~Alan Woods

We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know because they have never deceived us. ~Samuel Johnson