Popular Quotes and Sayings about Sex

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. ~Garry Shandling

I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top. ~An English Professor

Eat before shopping. If you go to the store hungry, you are likely to make unnecessary purchases. ~American Heart Association Cookbook

Shut out all of your past except that which will help you weather your tomorrows. ~Sir William Osler