The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him. ~Russell Baker
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it. ~Russell Baker
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. ~Russell Baker
People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. ~Russell Baker
Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. ~Russell Baker
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