I have such poor vision I can date anybody. ~Garry Shandling
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top. ~An English Professor
Eat before shopping. If you go to the store hungry, you are likely to make unnecessary purchases. ~American Heart Association Cookbook
Shut out all of your past except that which will help you weather your tomorrows. ~Sir William Osler
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