I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. ~Tom Lehrer
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. ~Tom Lehrer
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! ~Tom Lehrer
The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability. ~Tom Lehrer
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