Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. ~W. C. Fields
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy. ~W. C. Fields
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch. ~W. C. Fields
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed. ~W. C. Fields
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. ~W. C. Fields
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ~W. C. Fields
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. ~W. C. Fields
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